#Kowabunga! The most important person, my other half, my true soul mate, and best friend is visiting for a week. My brother 👧👱 I’m a nervous wreck, as this is a hard time in my life and I don’t want to show it, but maybe I’ll be just what I need. I miss him every nano second he’s away, I’m even tearing up like a ninny atm! I found this photo by chance while cleaning right now, hell ya #Bartman #siblings #bigbrother #soulmate #bff #calmdownmio #bart #1989 #thesimpsons #toocute #flashback #awww
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
I wonder if anyone has gotten stuck.. “you mustn’t be this wide to enter” baby elephant standee says
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
my dog just woke up to lick my toe and went straight back to sleep..should…should I lick my toe?
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Continues: And I can be your 6th grade rep *sexy pout*
Oh, they grow up so fast.
Buttercup turned into a boy…
He sure did.
He suuure did. *eyes glaze over as I pat and hug your shoulder with a fathers smile*